A Crossover And I Found You

2009-04-25T03:55:00.001-07:00

HI IM HERE TO UPDATE
NO LAH IM CHARMAIN
hahahahahahhahahah
OKAY IM OFFFFFFFF!!!

im very hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :(

2009-04-23T06:12:00.000-07:00

HIE IM BACK! HAHAS. MIA-ED FOR A WEEK.
The only reason why i decided to blog again is because of a annoying bird that kept chirping for me to update my blog.
Bleh hahas if pei xian wasnt lying.... IM GOING TO CHINA WHOOOO! HAHAS. XD CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA!(continues chanting)
We had maths lesson, oh please we have math lesson everyday, but thats besides the point. Mr Ng was copeing phones from people's desk so i took kang jie's phone out and place it on the table for Mr Ng to kope. HAHAS but dam backfired, hahas become my phone kana kope. He take my phone then browse thru my smses. Then he was 'eee kan le wo de mao dou zhan qi lai le' See la charmain, u and ur dumb dumb mushy smses. HAHAS. Mr Ng played mastermind wif 5 of the phone that confiscated. Melvyn was saying ' dont worry, im good at this game.' Then Mr Ng said '1 try onli' HAHAS melvyn too bad. Not the first time we know Mr Ng la... HAHAS
310'S GOLDEN PAIR! HAHAS me and kang jie's dumb combination. It works in a 2-on-2 situation. Its works when there is a board, then how? lao kui during netball lor. HAHAS. Stupid billy chia, make me fall down never say sorry =\ shit you billy.
Assembly was a waste of time. Ya la Ya la Nan Hua very environmental friendly. THE HECK I CARE. LOL.
Then it was SS. Kee foong went make cake then yupeng come over disturb me. Something dumb happended la. I cant remember much but yar, i was drinking from my bottle, then i go look at the ingredients cause i was bored.
Yupeng: What is it made of? (takes bottle from me)
Me: I dont know, Magnesium? i think i saw Flower too.
Yupeng: *shows -.- face* *put the hand wif my bottle down*...
If u hold it in a drinking position then u put it down what happends? the mouth face down right? i was drinking the water right?! Ah then? Spill la.LOL Then cannot stop laughing. hahahahahhahas. xD
Dental was a disaster. Stupid Charmain cant even let me get my teeth check in peace. PULL AND PULL MY SHOELACE. TSK. Then i want tie also cannot reach. Haiz, what did i do in my previous life to deserve this. T.T I was getting my teeth clean that time then she keep pulling my leg out of the chair, i shift it back in, she pull it out, i shift it back in, she pull it out, i shift in a bit, SHE PULL MY LEG OUT ALL THE WAY. CHILDISH BEHAVIOUR.
Then i had NPCC. We had sec1 interaction. We had them settled down, then ask them give comment about us lor, I kept making them laugh lols, I tot it was meant to be fun. Hahas. They say we were " good, nice, excellent, good, nice, good, nice, awesome, awesome" all damn boliao reply. Then got 1 guy say i very generous,why? i give timing always stop at 2. Then i go jiao him ' i generous? ok! i give u 50 pumping gogo' xD funnnn. Then after that was..... emo period. Hahas fk la i really dun like my posting. Cant they give me my pt com position? In wad physical ways is billy lim better then me? Circuit run he lag behind, do pumping he gua gua jiao, do sets then cmi liao. Wtf? wan xia shui NP PT then go ahead lor. zzz K la thats all, cant be bothered to think about it anymore, TOs, CIs, SrNCO also explain liao. Like that kind of rubbish explaination works. We are suppose to lead the unit as NCOs. Why on earth am i placed in a position which i 100% dislike and cmi in? Xia shui our batch of NCOs? PT one cannot run? Huh? whats the damn logic? Shit. *AH CHOO* Sorry, im allergic to bullshit. *ahchoo* sorry this is too pure bullshit.
Anyway, i shall end off. Bye

2009-04-14T05:10:00.000-07:00

Today sucks. Its either i woke up from the wrong side of bed, or everyone is just fking me up. Fag pissed. K nvm shall not spill all the vulgarities. Aiya, then early that time got casualty, xin qing dou bu hao liao. we were supposed to go run, some pcb go pangseh then everybody dun go. Cb dun go dun go la, knn. I no u will die is it. fker. LOL IN THE END STILL ALL VULGAR. k nvm bye. 14april'09 sucks

2009-04-13T04:55:00.000-07:00

Due to mr ng's frequent visiting, i shall refrain from useing any vulgarities. Not like i am going to use any in the first place.
K anyway, i realised something damn epic. Charmain don't know how to off the rice cooker. SEE? I TOLD YOU ALL SHE COULDNT COOK! HAHAs. Heng i can cook lor =P
TODAY IS A HAPPY DAY FOR ME HAHAS. REASON UNKNOWN AND NOT FOR U ALL TO KNOW EITHER. XD happy but quite screwed up too. Which goon doo go plan our time table and put triple sciences on the same day??? You tell me! i go hum tum tad guy. HAHAS joking.
Anyway, parade planning is getting dumb lols, every monday... wait for like 1 hr then plan for 5 mins. A bit waste time ar.
Went back with Russell lim. He influenced me to spam 'sex bomb' la wth. Shit, the tune still in my head. Sex bomb, sex bomb ure my sex bomb! hahas nvm. Im becoming russell cheong. zzz On the mrt he keep saying must train my arm muscle so can support my self longer to ****. LOL sick ass. Then he rode the bike wif me to some where close to my house, i was running while he was on his bike, tsk.
2moro going for 2.4km run, wheeeee some one is gonna die wahaha. Then some one still going training. K nvm shall not elaborate. Since when have i did any way. -.-
happy anni! :D love you lots.

2009-04-10T05:53:00.000-07:00

Charmain's cooking adventure!

Im actually jealous of her house la, its those type of modern house,

then everything also damn fang bian la.

I use a wok filled with water and a metal stand to steam food,

but she just bloody hell use a steamer, cheat right?

So... she was idk, turning on the steamer, then suddenly sound like dunnoe how many things drop down lor. Then it was only a stupid metal bowl.

Oh and she stupidly burnt herself while useing a steamer.

Fail.

There, her cooking adventure, epic failure, she really cant cook. Heng i can. xD

2009-04-10T03:59:00.000-07:00

HI IM CHARMAIN :D
AND IM JUST HELPING HIM TO UPDATE HIS BLOG
BECAUSE I CANT STAND IT THAT HIS BLOG IS SO DEAD
SO YUCK LOR.

wahlau that sucker.
bu shi play dota jiu shi play maple.
keep dont want update his blog.
rawr
Cheryl go and sleep lah! LOL
inside joke.
XD

okie byebye :D
and im very emo loooooooool
emo until i want die alrdy.
heehee hope he dont see this.

2009-04-06T01:55:00.000-07:00

Walao today bloody tired la. Stupid. Yesterday cant #@%$ go to bed. zzzz I was rolling around in my bed, roll roll roll. Cant bloody sleep. So im damn tired now =.=
So i slept during chinese lesson. I remember suddenly laughing halfway. I was thinking of blue coral ice blended. Then i thought about ice kachang. Then i suddenly thought of having blue on ice kachang! Then i thought of myself eating it with a spoon. Then eat eat, then i thought about copper sulfate again (stupid QA test) THEN I THOUGHT BLUE ICE KACHANG LOOKS LIKE A MOUNTAIN OF COPPER SULFATE SALT! HAHAS. k nvm i dont think its funny. Me and my imagination. xD
Hmm, i cant remember what happend today. ZZZ oh ye! did drills in classroom after school! All the bang damn solid la. Hahas i feel proud. My drills improved ALOT la. xD
Elect history we saw Adolf Hitler. His voice really got power la, very authoratative. They should have sent the save water message back to their time la, they bathe with water hose, like wtf la lol.
K i guess thats all lor, bye!

2009-04-05T04:23:00.001-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RONG HUA!!! =D

2009-04-04T03:44:00.000-07:00

Yes Charmain i saw that and i will consider killing you. Muahaha. Thats not the point. Shes not important. =P

Anyway I have come to update my blog proper. I AM MARKSMAN WOOTS. DESPITE SHOOTING 2 LESS BULLETS THEN EVERYONE I STILL GOT MARKSMAN. In case you all think i was dumb and shot 6 times and put the gun down. NO. I shot like 3, then nothing came out, i shot another time then got bullet, then shoot shoot shoot then got another shot with nothing, Zzz so when unload and show clear that time, there was 2 live bullets. SO I DID 14 OUT OF 14 SHOTS. WAHAHA. Oh ye, The TO was like: " Aiyo, this one jialat" hahas
Ytd Was our first takeover. Jingzhen wanted to teach the sec 1s 4 knots, AFTER revising the previous 4 knots. Ambitious lols, we didnt even get to finish Bowline. zzz Smurf pump the Sec 1s, make us look like bad peoples. I was nice enuf to not pump them for 2 cute cute that cut squad. HAHAS. They owe me 100.
Then we had pt. We did this weird sit on each other laps thing.( boys and boys, girls and girls) ZZZ joanna's group was counting down(we are suppose to sit there for 20secs) Keefoong turned around and was like saying " they finish edi we shout happy new year" hahas dam funny, "5,4,3,2,1 HAPPY NEW YEAR' own xD
In case why u all think my post is like broken and in point form is because some how i pressed alt+a and pressed delete, zzz and i forgot a big part of what i wanted to post, dam.
Sadly i shall end here.xD
(hate weekends =( )

2009-04-03T20:57:00.000-07:00

WHEEEEEEEEE HI IM CHARMAIN :D
hahahaha im being so nice by helping this slacker update!
its so dead lor plz. not like mine...

and he wants me to tell you all that...
he got marksman for live shoot that day...
anddddd he got his marksman badge now.
wahlau so show off right.
bleh.

keep talking about his marksman badge.
still purposely go show his parents the marksman badge.
tsktsk. okay nvm.
i go get marksman let you see ah!

:P

I GOT NOTHING TO UPDATE FOR HIM ACTUALLY HAHAHAHA.
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee okay byebyeeeeee :D

PS: CHEONG JUN ZHE WANTS TO MAKE A CONFESSION. HE SAYS HE IS A NOOB XD

oops, he'll kill me if he sees this.
but not so soon he cannot use the comp wahahahhahahaa

2009-04-01T01:53:00.001-07:00

Because of a bird that keep chirping "update your blog", i shall update it. So i went to school in the morning in my dad's car....Then there was a jam... As in car jam, no flavour one. Then when i saw the accident site, i dunnoe to pity the driver or to laugh at him, somehow, he geniusly drove his car from the opposite direction, right into the pick up truck. Face to face accident, first time see. Oh, the front of the car was flat, so i infer that it was either driving at a high speed, or its front is made of jello. =.=
So i reached school safely, then we assembled. As it was april fool's, the TCC foundeds (me,rh,kf,ash) thought of what to do. Then the turn the table thingy got passed down, but it was totally dumb and was done last year. So we came up with the 'class change plan' 310 went to 309 309 went to 310. But Mr Chew dun allow. So sad. So just had to stick to my initial suggestion, greet the teacher by the opposite gender. xD Got Mr Rani, Mdm Chew, Mr loy AND MADAM NG HAHAS.
Me:"Mr Ng, you today very handsome!"
Mr Ng: *gives a what-are-you-talking look
Me:" Happy April Fools!"
Mr Ng: *gives evil smile*
He apparently gave me a detention. Muahaha. *proud* LOL
K then went to mrt with Charmain and Orion, then crossing road that time suddenly got one bird shit drop from the sky then Orion shock tio hahas. We came up with weird weird name for it, but most epic one was Charmain, Bird Semen. -.- Good job. Then Orion ask if birds put semen over the hard egg to fertilise it. If my memory serves me well, i remember the shell is water-proof. That includes semen i hope. I tink i need to flag my blog soon. XD bye!

2009-04-01T01:19:00.000-07:00

HI MR NG DO YOU SEE THIS????
EH! MR NG YOU ARE VERY HANDSOME.
YOU ARE MY IDOL.
I LOOK UP TO YOU.
I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP.
APRIL FOOLS! xD
(just a joke btw) =D

Im seriously sorry

2009-04-01T00:37:00.000-07:00

WE ARE BOTH HAPPY NOW HAHAS.
I LOVE YOU CHARMAIN!

Final finally....

2009-03-31T02:43:00.001-07:00

I think everything is done up more or less, cept for the stupid links tad apparently refuses to show the last one. It appears in BLACK font. Which pro can see black font against black background? I call u my lao bei.
Anyway thats not the point, I promised to update my blog. Oh ye.....Im the new Sec 1 squad IC. Surprise Surprise. Hahas. My supposed partner Yuhan got promoted to overall IC... so envious.. HAHAS. Then poor JingZhen have to be IC again, just that this time is for the Sec 1 instead of the sec 3's! Damn, first parade campcraft. Sux. Jingzhen and I was like begging Xin hua let us do drills instead. Cause neither of us was good in campcraft. zzz
We had PE today... then need do some station training. There was a station on Human Carting where one person hold the leg then the other person use the hand walk along the floor back and forth, so I....k lets not gossip cause smething ugly happened. Lets comment on Lee Russel instead! He best la i tell you. Got this station with pole on cones, like hurdle like that. Then when our group turn, Russel let out a war cry "ARH!!!" one shot jump jump jump jump jump jump past all the hurdles, including the 1m tall one, we were like totally impressed, but he had to be cute and trip and fall down face down at the last one. Kudos to your jumping and retardedness.
Then during lunch we treated Kang Jie to a delicious fruit called 'Mango'. Just when he was about to 'eat' it, Mr Chia walk pass and 'OI' us. Scared the crap out of me.
Ye...then went for parade planning....Jingzhen is afraid of keefoong's manly smell....hahas. Then walk home with Charmain...haiz boring(jk xD). Then talk and talk and talk (Tian ji bu ke xie luo, i wont be telling you peoples what we talked about. Muahaha)She thinks the Incredible Hulk doesnt wear anything. Please, now i wonder what she watched. The Incredible Hulk, or The Incredile D**k. Then the guy's experiment went wrong and when he is angry, his there grows big and strong. And green. epic xD.
K la long enuf edi, First actual post so long for what sia. xP nvm thats besides the point. Bye

Finally....

2009-03-30T06:17:00.001-07:00

Finally my blog is ready... Or at least i hope its ready la lols. Gonna start posting soon. Damn, need to go around advertise edi.... Special thanks to Charmain help me set up. =D

2009-03-29T07:28:00.000-07:00

First Post to the first blog! Previewing nia. nothing here right now.